The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points
maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points
...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points
Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points
Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points
Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points
that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points
I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points
Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points
He will always be to me...
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Can't wait for it 5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill 10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too 10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Misanthropist 25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Student Protestor 10 Points
Complete Wave 1.
You've learned nothing 5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? 10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated 10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent 50 Points
Get the good ending
Obsessed 25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points
beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points
Vote on 333 maps
Knife Thrower 25 Points
Find the Throwing Knives!
Power Pusher 25 Points
Find the Power Glove!
Treasure Taker 25 Points
Find the Treasure Key!
Water Walker 25 Points
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Danger Dodger 50 Points
Finish the game without dying once
Fruit Finder 50 Points
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Health Hoarder 50 Points
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Treasure Hunter 50 Points
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Statue Shunner 100 Points
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
